{"id":4,"date":"2014-01-07T04:37:09","date_gmt":"2014-01-07T04:37:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thewebsiteisdown.com\/twidblog\/?p=4"},"modified":"2016-03-23T15:06:55","modified_gmt":"2016-03-23T15:06:55","slug":"page-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thewebsiteisdown.com\/twidblog\/page-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Page One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the The Website is Down Dev Blog! I am Josh Weinberg, the creator of The Website is Down Webseries. I&#8217;m currently\u00a0working on an adventure game called&#8230; <strong>The Website is Down Adventure\u00a0Game<\/strong> &#8211; In which you, humble idiot, play Web Dude: genius and all-around misanthrope.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately there are many things are conspiring against me in this effort. Primarily, I have:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>No time<\/li>\n<li>No money<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a title=\"Diagram\" href=\"http:\/\/thewebsiteisdown.com\/twidblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/timeMoney.png\">See Diagram<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Well how screwed am I really, though? <strong>Let&#8217;s check the Internet.<\/strong> Ah, here&#8217;s an illuminating answer to the first question:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div id=\"attachment_10\" style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thewebsiteisdown.com\/twidblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/howManyManHoursDoesItTakeToMakeAGame.png\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-image-10 size-thumbnail\" title=\"there's more!\" src=\"http:\/\/thewebsiteisdown.com\/twidblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/howManyManHoursDoesItTakeToMakeAGame-150x150.png\" alt=\"howManyManHoursDoesItTakeToMakeAGame\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thewebsiteisdown.com\/twidblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/howManyManHoursDoesItTakeToMakeAGame-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/thewebsiteisdown.com\/twidblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/howManyManHoursDoesItTakeToMakeAGame-45x45.png 45w, https:\/\/thewebsiteisdown.com\/twidblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/howManyManHoursDoesItTakeToMakeAGame-200x200.png 200w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-10\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I didn&#8217;t make this up.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8220;some games take a long time 2 make and some dont&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">-Giraffe<br \/>\nTom&#8217;s Hardware Forum<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Bam! Problem solved. This game will definitely be one of those that doesn&#8217;t take a long time 2 make.<\/p>\n<p>As for the second question, unfortunately, Giraffe is not very helpful: &#8220;<strong>idk wat the biggest budget is<\/strong>&#8220;. Well shit, Giraffe, get it together. I&#8217;m not looking for an upper bound anyway&#8230; I want someone to tell me it&#8217;s going to be quick and painless. I guess I&#8217;ll have to step up and present some original research here:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;some games r expensive and sum are cheap&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">-Josh Weinberg<br \/>\nThe Website is Down Dev Blog<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Just depends on how many graphics and buttons you need! Luckily I don&#8217;t need any of either. Bam!<\/p>\n<p>So there you have it. According to the Internet I&#8217;m not fucked at all. Full steam ahead.<\/p>\n<p>Next week&#8217;s blog: <strong>Recap: How I Made An Award Winning Game in a Week.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Welcome to the The Website is Down Dev Blog! I am Josh Weinberg, the creator of The Website is Down Webseries. I&#8217;m currently\u00a0working on an adventure game called&#8230; The Website is Down Adventure\u00a0Game &#8211; In which you, humble idiot, play Web Dude: genius and all-around misanthrope. 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